Life is like a box of chocolates with a toddler in the house, you just never know what you're going to get. If you had been in our home today you could have overheard the following conversation:
Me: Why do you smell like mouthwash?
Dan: Because I brushed my teeth with it.
Me: Why did you do that?
Dan: Because the toothpaste was in the toilet.
Me: Why didn't you use the spare tube?
Dan: That was the spare.
Me: Where is the other tube?
Dan: I found it in the downstairs toilet last week.
Me: Ohhhhhh.
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2 comments:
That is awesome.
hee hee, this is hilarious!!
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